tell your story better.
Tell one strong story & become a cult brand.
Tell one strong story & become the idea they'll tell stories about.
Write Club tells your presentation stories better.
YOUR PRESENTATIONS?
SAFE.
YOUR business?
forgettable.
your identity?
ordinary.
This is your chance to be more than a pitch. To own the stage. To stir things up. Wake people the hell up. To spread an idea that causes a shift. A change. A cult following.
This is your chance to become the idea they’ll tell stories about.
Step up. Get noticed. Become a fucking legend.
You are not your slides. You are your story.
Write Club tells your presentation story better.
Join the Club. Start a movement.
SERVICES
Write Club tells your presentation stories better. Sometimes that’s just words. Sometimes that’s words and design. Every kind of storyteller is welcome in the club.
You tell us: how much help do you need??
Find your story: detailed discovery workshop
£400 flat fee
To build, you must destroy.
No content? Or no content worth saving? Let’s refocus.
- We’ll ask the hard questions about your audience, their challenges, your solutions - forming the framework for your stirring story
- You’ll get a write up of the session, laying out your path to presentation glory
- No presentation writing included
- If you decide you can’t be fucked writing it yourself after all, you’ll get a 15% discount on your storytelling project
Change your message: quick & dirty tidy up
From £250
Spit and polish for your presentation story
You already have a presentation - and it’s not terrible - but it could be less shit. This flat fee for a tidy up is all you need to make it unforgettable.
- Up to 40 slides
- Spelling & grammar
- Cut-throat editing
- Restructure
- Finessing copy, but no rewrites
- Recommendations for big change
Burn it down: we'll write your story from the ashes
From £400 for 20 slides
Make it more than a pitch
You have a presentation, but it's forgettable, uninspiring, ordinary. Everything you are not. You are not your slides. You are going to be the story we create for you. A better presentation story.
- Send over everything you have, so we can rip it to shreds
- A quick call is all we need to set expectations - we’re all busy people
- We'll write your story - script and speaker notes and ideas for visuals, where appropriate
- One round of amends is included in the price - mostly because you won’t need any more
- All that’s left is the ritual where we burn your old shit slides as a sacrifice to the presentation gods for a fruitful harvest
YOU CAN'T PUT ME IN A BOX
DO IT YOURSELF
Everything you need to tell better presentation stories without our help.
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The story that changed everything
Business as usual is bullshit. We’re only interested in the unusual. The unique. The sideways. The unconventional. The offroad. The lateral.
We’re here to cause mayhem in the corporate world. Turn presentations, speeches and company communications upside down. Start a club of fucking legends.
There was a time when this was a club of one. One writer who would rather rip her own eyeballs out than look at another line graph. Who was going to stick her head in a bag of eels if she heard one more unremarkable person say “business solutions” in a PowerPoint presentation.
She started an idea that spurred a change.
Now you can do the same.
Have a story to tell
You are your story. Learn to tell it better.
There’s no better place to start than with free advice. We’ll take a look at your presentation and give you tailored tips. All you need to do is put your email on the guest list below. Sign up to receive a rallying cry; direct to your inbox.
Join the Club
We knew it. A fucking legend. Give us 5, we'll get back to you.
God dammit.
Fucking tech never fucking works.
Maybe try IT? Maybe fuck it all off?
Did you turn it on and off again?